I’ve been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear.
Well, maybe I have a little bit 😁
Yo, It’s time for home assignment here: the shop-theme short conversations 😃
1. Clerk: Hello! Can I help you with something?
Shopper: I’d like blue jeans. Do you have it?
C: Sorry, we’re out of those items. We have got just black.
S: What a pity! I don’t like this color.
2. S: Excuse me. Where is the men’s shop department?
C: Down aisle 13 in the west ring.
S: Thanks. Wow, what is it here?
C: It is women’s shop, young man.
S: You know, I’m just looking around, but...
C: What are you intrested in?
S: Yes, there’s something... For example, the pink pullover.
C: Excellent choice! Try this on.
S: (five minutes later) Ooh, it looks perfectly and fit’s good.
C: That' s your color, sir. By the way, it is on sale right now.
S: Great! Erm, well, I never thought I buy cloths in the women’s shop, but I like it. It should be strange. Okay, how much do you want for it?
C: 10000$
S: WHAT? What brand is it?
C: Last season’s Gosha Rubtchinskii collection.
S: Ahem, maybe I’ll look around a bit more.
C: OK, sure.
3. Shopper 1: Listen, did you heard about this material early?
Shopper 2: Yes, I did. That pants made of wool, you mean? It might shrink over time.
Clerk: Of course, It requires a proper care, but also isn’t too expensive.
1: How much does it cost?
Clerk: Only 19.99$
2: Hmm, sounds tempting. She’ll try it on.
1: Where is the fitting room?
C: Down that line, turn to the left.
2: That looks nice on you. Shoulders back, suck it your gut - greeeat!
1: *Breaths heavily* Do you have these in the next...or two...larger size?
C: Let me check, ma’am.
Sorry, but we don’t.
2: Ah...here we go again!
